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So they call our names and we
can't decide what song to sing.

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I want to do Journey, of course.

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- And Jess wants to Adele.
- Of course.

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- We can't decide.
- Hail Mary...

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we decide to do The Doors!

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And we bring the house...

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down.

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Oh, that's the end?

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- Yeah.
- Riveting.

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I like the story.

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You know, The Doors?

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Man, that's a nice white group.

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Yeah, I love that you two are dating.

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Well, Cece and I have moved on

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to a very different and
more exciting chapter.

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We'd like to invite all of you to
a walkthrough of our new kitchen.

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- We have finally have walls.
- Got the walls!

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Wait, you're just getting walls now?

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Who's building your house?

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Congress?

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So relevant.

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- To the news of today.
- Mm-hmm.

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Truth be told, we've had some
trouble with our contractor.

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He's a real Joe Public.

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Just a newspaper-and-dump kind of guy.

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Robby, hey.

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I haven't seen you at the marina.

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Hey, Joan. I know. I
haven't been sailing much

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since I broke most of my body and face.

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Oh, you look good to me.

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We should grab dinner.

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Or breakfast.

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Or both.

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Uh, I don't know.

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But it's really great
to see you so far inland.

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Great to see you, too.

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Keep it moving, Joan.

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Your purse don't match your bangs.

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- Sorry about that, Jess.
- Why are you sorry?

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The boat lady was hit...

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The boat lady was hitting on him.

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- Right in front of you.
- So?

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I don't own him.

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He's not the box set of Felicity.

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Question, because I'm invested.

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Um, are you two exclusive?

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- Oh, well, we haven't had...
- Well, I mean...

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- a proper conversation about it.
- Yeah, I don't think...

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There's a whole...

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This feels like a
private conversation...

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Shhhh!

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Respectfully, I'd like to

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take it slow, you know?

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'Cause I'm always diving into
the deep end in relationships...

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and I'd kind of like to
splash around the shallow end.

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I get it. Let's just let
this chicken marinate.

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So, what are we looking at here?

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Uh, open relationship?

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Friends with benefits?

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The old "dog and bone" situation?

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We're just two people hanging out

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in a cool and modern way.

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Welcome to the future.

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What exactly is a "dog
and bone" situation?

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I'm assuming you-you're the bone...

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You know damn well I was the bone!

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Almost broke my neck.

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I am terrified about what
women have done to you, Winston.

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We all got to get off, right?

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- We all got to get...
- I'm gonna need you to leave.

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I saw that coming.

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_

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- Ooh! Officer and a Gentlemen!
- Yes. Nice.

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Um, Die Hard 2!

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I truly love pre-movie trivia.

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Me, too, and I love seeing
the local advertisements.

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I like knowing who's hot
in the teeth-whitening game.

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Also, Robby, I just want to say...

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I'm really happy we're
both on the same page

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about taking it slow.

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- I feel really great about it.
- Me, too.

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And, actually, I got
a date this weekend.

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Really?

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With the boat lady?

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Oh, no, it's a woman I work
with at the factory, Babs.

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You work in a factory?

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Well, no, actually, um, I design them.

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Oh, well, that's not fascinating at all.

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That's fresh from the sarcasm factory,

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'cause it is fascinating.

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Thought you would've
mentioned that before.

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You guys ask me surprisingly
little about my personal life.

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You're okay with this, right?

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I mean, you wanted to see other people.

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Yeah. Yeah, I definitely said that.

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Yeah, I actually have a date, too.

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- You do?
- Mm-hmm.

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- With who?
- Shh, trailers are starting.

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Okay, this way. Come on in.

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Wait, so Robby has a
date? That was so fast.

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The man didn't waste any time.

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But you know what? It's
okay, 'cause I'm dating, too.

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But you aren't, though. Your guy's fake.

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Can we come back to
Robby designing factories?

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The man is an enigma.

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He's my second best friend,
and I know nothing about him.

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Now, can we please focus?

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We are doing a formal walkthrough.

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Behold, the kitchen of tomorrow.

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Where are the dang walls?!

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Mr. Jason said one week at the latest.

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No! No! No!

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Uh, a minute alone with the boy?

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- Hey, bud.
- Nick...

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I am at my wit's end here.

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Should I call the
Better Business Bureau?

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Better Business Bureau...
that's not a real thing...

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It's a very real thing...

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and as a man who co-owns a small
business with you, I'm alarmed.

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You just got to know how
to talk to these people.

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There's Mr. Jason over there.

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See the brunette with his arms crossed?

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Okay, let me take a crack at this.

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And don't call men brunettes.

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We've talked about this before.

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- That's a nice grain.
- Great grain.

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- Got to cut with the grain.
- Uh, always.

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- Watch the fingers.
- It's a living.

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- Get the hands dirty.
- Yeah, you know,

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early bird gets the worm.

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Clean your jeans.

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Ask her what time it is,

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she'll tell you to
build a watch, you know?

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Would you look at that?

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It's good, though. It's good framing.

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- Ah, it's beautiful, stuff, yeah.
- These guys are good.

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You guys have done beautiful stuff.

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Where does a modern girl go

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to make a fake guy real?

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That is an insane combination of words.

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It's not the Internet, a bar

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or a nightclub, 'cause I'm
uncomfortable with all those.

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You're taking a lot of
options off the table.

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And are you sure you're just not scared

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to get serious with Robby because
you don't want to get hurt?

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No, I'm not scared, I just...

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don't want to start a relationship
with someone I barely know.

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I mean, he has a boat.

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What's next, a kid?

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And then I have to meet
the boat and the kid

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at some weird sea luncheon?

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Honestly,

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playing the field sounds
really exciting to me.

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You know, going to strange
places with strange men.

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Sign me up for that.

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You know, that certainly
sounds like you, Jess.

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You know what, you should
just start right now.

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There's a lot of guys here.

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You should go and... talk to one.

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- At a construction site?
- We... support it.

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Okay, I can't tell if you're
mocking me... but fine,

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I'll go have a look around.

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- Fine.
- Fine.

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I see what you did there.

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Yeah, the quicker this plays
out, the sooner she'll realize

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how ridiculous she's being.

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Now, I'm not trying to
break stones over here,

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but what can we do about these walls?

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I can't do the walls
until they do the electric,

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and I can't do the
electric without my guy.

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You got to have your guy, I
get it, but what am I gonna do?

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If I could I would, but I'm not Santa
Claus. What do you want me to do?

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What? Do I need to get your
mother out here to do it?

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'Cause I'll call your
mother. I got her in my phone.

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- You're gonna call my mother?
- Yeah, I'm gonna call your mother.

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All right, you sack of crap.

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- I'll make a call.
- Thank you.

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All right.

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Great!

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- What the hell was that?
- Oh, he's gonna call his guy...

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he's gonna see what he
can do about the walls.

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Thank goodness. I thought it was
gonna be a physical altercation.

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Nah, he's a good guy, he's a good guy.

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Salt of the earth.

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It's more about what's unsaid, you know?

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What it comes down to at the
end of the day is respect.

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And I have it for him
and he has it for me.

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Interesting.

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So Mr. Jason doesn't respect me?

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- Oh, God, no.
- Hmm.

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I mean, Schmidt, I love you, but...

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but you're not a man of the people.

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Of course I'm not a man of the
people... I'm above the people.

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I want the people to
build things for me.

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And that's where I come in.

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I can't rely on your...

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crass Chicago street smarts forever.

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I'm a homeowner, and I'm a husband,

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and hopefully, one day I'll be a father.

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If he's not gonna respect me,

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then I need to become
someone that he will.

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That sounds a little scary.

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Who-who are you looking
to become, Schmidt?

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You.

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Ugh.

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Anyway, if any of you gentlemen

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are looking for something
modern and non-exclusive...

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You got a nail in your ass.

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Oh. Um, that's not my ass,

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that's actually my dress.

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Could one of you guys help me?

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- No, we're busy right now.
- Come on.

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Oh. Thank you...

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Es good?

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Es very good.

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Mm! So, how's Babs?

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Is she puttin' out?

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Well, she's great. I-I
haven't gone out with her yet,

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but I look forward
to getting to know her

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in a relaxed and modern way.

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Great.

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I'm ready to tell you about my guy now.

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His name is Stavros,

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and he is Greek, which is exciting.

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That's... very exciting.

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- Yeah...
- He sounds... sounds very sexy.

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I can't believe she met a
man at a construction site.

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- I mean, I'm kind of impressed.
- He thinks it's really funny

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- how big our drinks are.
- They are big.

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I'm concerned Robby doesn't care.

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They're testing each other.

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Look at his bottom lip.

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Stavros is taking me
to a club on Friday.

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Ah. Yeah...

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okay. I get it. He cares.

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Okay, uh...

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we were supposed to go out on Friday.

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Oh! I'm sorry. You know what?

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Should I cancel?

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No. It's okay.

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I'll just go out on Friday with Babs.

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Sounds fun.

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It's gonna be fun.

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Or... crazy idea.

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What if we all hang out together?

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Very interesting. Like a double date?

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That seems precarious.

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Oh, it's totally just gonna
blow up in their faces,

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and they're gonna need us when it does,

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so we should probably be on call.

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Absolutely. Yeah.

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We're a very important part of this.

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What'd I tell you? They're
putting the electrical in.

255
00:08:34,326 --> 00:08:35,408
Ta-da!

256
00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:36,984
Don't say ta-da around these guys.

257
00:08:37,019 --> 00:08:39,286
- And why are you wearing my clothes?
- I'm you.

258
00:08:39,322 --> 00:08:41,956
You are making this way
creepier than it needs to be.

259
00:08:41,990 --> 00:08:44,124
- But let's work on your stance, okay?
- Okay.

260
00:08:44,159 --> 00:08:46,626
You're gonna want to adjust
your pants a lot, like watch me.

261
00:08:46,662 --> 00:08:49,017
Like this. Just like looking
around, checking it out,

262
00:08:49,042 --> 00:08:50,596
adjust your pants; try it.

263
00:08:51,934 --> 00:08:54,337
Just do it normal, just do it normal.

264
00:08:55,504 --> 00:08:57,399
Don't make that face.

265
00:08:57,423 --> 00:08:58,735
Regular face.

266
00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:00,941
If you're gonna do anything
with your shoulders, it's this.

267
00:09:01,009 --> 00:09:02,119
Just relax...

268
00:09:02,144 --> 00:09:03,979
No. You're doing this...

269
00:09:05,248 --> 00:09:07,548
Don't do that here. It's like this...

270
00:09:09,729 --> 00:09:11,018
Okay, let's try something else.

271
00:09:11,052 --> 00:09:12,686
I think you-you need
to slouch a little bit,

272
00:09:12,721 --> 00:09:14,153
'cause all these people have back pain.

273
00:09:14,190 --> 00:09:15,523
Look, I'm sorry that
I have good posture.

274
00:09:15,557 --> 00:09:17,062
I'm not on my hands and knees all day

275
00:09:17,087 --> 00:09:18,292
slapping hot tar on a roof.

276
00:09:18,326 --> 00:09:20,326
I'm sitting in an ergonomic office chair

277
00:09:20,363 --> 00:09:21,629
like a frickin' gentleman.

278
00:09:21,663 --> 00:09:23,397
So, here's a way to give a compliment.

279
00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:26,466
It's... you insult somebody,
that's a way to show affection.

280
00:09:26,501 --> 00:09:28,134
Like, hey, you ugly piece of crap,

281
00:09:28,169 --> 00:09:29,537
you got humongous ears.

282
00:09:29,572 --> 00:09:32,900
So you're too insecure to show
affection, so you do the opposite.

283
00:09:32,926 --> 00:09:33,986
And if you're ever in a pinch,

284
00:09:34,011 --> 00:09:35,086
and the moment's getting on top of you,

285
00:09:35,110 --> 00:09:36,650
just mention the game.

286
00:09:36,815 --> 00:09:38,203
You got this, man.

287
00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:39,235
You got this.

288
00:09:39,259 --> 00:09:40,875
Hey, what's up dum-dum?

289
00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:43,047
I'm sorry, I was breaking
so much balls before.

290
00:09:43,072 --> 00:09:45,019
I had a really stressful
day at the office.

291
00:09:45,053 --> 00:09:47,855
You know, the, uh, boss
was really giving it to me,

292
00:09:47,889 --> 00:09:50,229
so I kicked his ass, but I'm better.

293
00:09:50,462 --> 00:09:53,040
Hey, uh, I know how it goes, bud.

294
00:09:53,548 --> 00:09:55,095
So now that we have the electrical,

295
00:09:55,130 --> 00:09:57,163
maybe we can get started on the walls?

296
00:09:57,198 --> 00:09:58,268
Wh-what do you say, bud?

297
00:09:58,293 --> 00:10:00,267
Oh, uh, we're gonna have
to wait on the inspection.

298
00:10:00,302 --> 00:10:01,902
And that could take a few months.

299
00:10:01,937 --> 00:10:03,354
A few months?!

300
00:10:03,706 --> 00:10:05,739
Any way we could speed
this process along?

301
00:10:06,244 --> 00:10:08,330
- What do you say, you dirty slut?
- Slut?

302
00:10:08,355 --> 00:10:09,842
Look, this a city issue.

303
00:10:09,879 --> 00:10:11,456
But we could, uh,

304
00:10:11,481 --> 00:10:12,914
throw a little money at the situation.

305
00:10:12,940 --> 00:10:13,913
See what we see.

306
00:10:13,950 --> 00:10:15,275
Throw a little bit of
money, see what we see.

307
00:10:15,301 --> 00:10:18,536
Who do I make the check
out to? Los Angeles?

308
00:10:18,653 --> 00:10:20,962
- Or ma-make it to cash.
- There you go.

309
00:10:21,298 --> 00:10:22,722
Yeah. All right.

310
00:10:22,758 --> 00:10:24,892
Now we're talking. Ow!

311
00:10:24,927 --> 00:10:26,376
Caught a little bit of my ween in there.

312
00:10:26,402 --> 00:10:27,479
- You all right?
- Just the tip,

313
00:10:27,504 --> 00:10:28,812
just the tip of the ween.

314
00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:30,171
Okay.

315
00:10:31,759 --> 00:10:33,297
Wow.

316
00:10:33,322 --> 00:10:35,269
Your house is amazing.

317
00:10:35,303 --> 00:10:37,190
Who lives here, Vin Diesel?

318
00:10:37,399 --> 00:10:39,274
No. But we do share a gardener.

319
00:10:39,775 --> 00:10:41,207
This is Stavros.

320
00:10:41,243 --> 00:10:43,197
He brought homemade wine.

321
00:10:43,221 --> 00:10:45,915
Thank you, Stavros.
Looks, uh, very fresh.

322
00:10:49,532 --> 00:10:50,563
Is that right?

323
00:10:50,688 --> 00:10:51,744
Does he speak English?

324
00:10:51,769 --> 00:10:54,821
No. But his last name has 17 consonants,

325
00:10:54,846 --> 00:10:56,268
which I find very charming.

326
00:10:56,293 --> 00:10:58,292
- Sure.
- So where's Babs?

327
00:10:58,318 --> 00:11:00,455
Putting her grandkids to bed?

328
00:11:00,650 --> 00:11:01,682
Hey.

329
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,940
I'm Babs.

330
00:11:05,226 --> 00:11:08,001
This is gonna be fun.

331
00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:09,485
To life!

332
00:11:09,767 --> 00:11:11,602
This bottle's very warm.

333
00:11:13,884 --> 00:11:17,071
So, Babs, um, you work
at the factory with Robby?

334
00:11:17,096 --> 00:11:18,456
I'm the head engineer.

335
00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:19,890
Babs is a genius physicist.

336
00:11:19,916 --> 00:11:21,423
She got her doctorate from Cambridge.

337
00:11:21,460 --> 00:11:22,859
Wow. I didn't...

338
00:11:22,894 --> 00:11:25,294
I mean, that's very impressive.

339
00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:29,032
Stavros is from a rich
tradition of, uh, craftsman.

340
00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:31,701
Without men like him, we
wouldn't have houses to live in,

341
00:11:31,729 --> 00:11:33,875
or delicious wine to drink with friends.

342
00:11:33,908 --> 00:11:34,962
Salud.

343
00:11:34,988 --> 00:11:36,323
- Salud.
- Yamas.

344
00:11:38,548 --> 00:11:39,786
Oh...

345
00:11:40,251 --> 00:11:42,087
- it burns.
- Es good?

346
00:11:42,182 --> 00:11:43,190
- Es good.
- Es good?

347
00:11:43,215 --> 00:11:44,283
It's good.

348
00:11:44,876 --> 00:11:46,976
- Is that a gold record on your wall?
- Hmm?

349
00:11:47,001 --> 00:11:49,899
Oh, yeah. I-I played
bass on a Santana album.

350
00:11:49,923 --> 00:11:51,221
Who are you?

351
00:11:51,255 --> 00:11:53,222
Yeah, there's... there's no updates yet.

352
00:11:53,258 --> 00:11:56,158
- I wonder how it's going.
- Mm, mm, mm.

353
00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:57,626
Waiter has my credit card,

354
00:11:57,663 --> 00:11:59,361
in case we need to leave, we're ready.

355
00:11:59,398 --> 00:12:00,893
- Okay.
- Yeah.

356
00:12:01,392 --> 00:12:02,508
Hey, let me ask you something.

357
00:12:02,533 --> 00:12:04,985
You think we're too
involved in Robby and Jess?

358
00:12:05,009 --> 00:12:06,178
It could be argued that

359
00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:08,032
- this is a little unhealthy.
- Mm.

360
00:12:08,057 --> 00:12:10,580
What does it really
say about us, you know?

361
00:12:10,775 --> 00:12:12,962
Are we just so bored
with our own lives now

362
00:12:12,988 --> 00:12:14,644
that we're settled and in love?

363
00:12:14,679 --> 00:12:17,649
Nah, that's not what's
happening here, okay?

364
00:12:17,673 --> 00:12:19,316
- We're not bored.
- Right.

365
00:12:19,350 --> 00:12:21,126
All right. I got a
lot of stuff going on.

366
00:12:21,152 --> 00:12:22,251
- Yeah.
- Whoo-ho.

367
00:12:22,307 --> 00:12:23,604
- Let me start from the top.
- Okay.

368
00:12:23,629 --> 00:12:25,580
- Let me tell you, last week?
- Yeah.

369
00:12:26,009 --> 00:12:28,062
I had ants in my room.

370
00:12:28,087 --> 00:12:30,493
Yeah. What else, what
else, what else, what else?

371
00:12:30,528 --> 00:12:33,143
Ooh, I think I'm gonna
try the crab breast.

372
00:12:34,048 --> 00:12:36,099
- Did it.
- Sure did.

373
00:12:36,134 --> 00:12:37,366
You know what's crazy?

374
00:12:37,402 --> 00:12:39,469
Not only did I get Mr.
Jason to respect me,

375
00:12:39,504 --> 00:12:42,679
but I think I learned to
respect him a little bit, too.

376
00:12:42,705 --> 00:12:45,508
I like the people; so wild and lazy.

377
00:12:45,543 --> 00:12:47,511
If you want, I could take you
to the store I get my jeans.

378
00:12:47,537 --> 00:12:49,860
It's actually just a
Mexican supermarket.

379
00:12:51,768 --> 00:12:53,149
- Give it to me.
- I got it.

380
00:12:53,184 --> 00:12:54,463
Give it to me...

381
00:12:54,489 --> 00:12:55,852
You okay?

382
00:12:55,886 --> 00:12:57,134
Give it to me.

383
00:13:01,884 --> 00:13:03,336
Look at the suds.

384
00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,837
You ruined a beer.

385
00:13:04,903 --> 00:13:06,203
Ah, there he is.

386
00:13:06,229 --> 00:13:08,205
Hey-o. Working late.

387
00:13:08,230 --> 00:13:09,798
So, Mr. Jason, did
we get the inspection,

388
00:13:09,835 --> 00:13:11,893
or are we gonna keep waiting
around like a couple of jamooks?

389
00:13:12,018 --> 00:13:15,971
Eh, threw some sawdust on the
puddle, but it's still wet.

390
00:13:16,006 --> 00:13:17,240
I don't know... is that
a bad thing or good thing?

391
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:19,150
- Means he didn't get it.
- Hey, blame the city.

392
00:13:19,176 --> 00:13:20,876
I hate the city!

393
00:13:20,912 --> 00:13:22,479
Stup-stupid city.

394
00:13:22,514 --> 00:13:24,594
Well, you know what,
Mr. Jason? You tried.

395
00:13:24,619 --> 00:13:25,648
Thank you for that.

396
00:13:25,693 --> 00:13:27,229
I guess you can just
give us our money back.

397
00:13:27,254 --> 00:13:28,869
Oh, I don't have your money.

398
00:13:29,134 --> 00:13:30,687
We didn't get the inspection, though.

399
00:13:30,721 --> 00:13:32,389
Well, I said we'd see what we see.

400
00:13:32,423 --> 00:13:34,111
And this is what we saw...

401
00:13:34,136 --> 00:13:35,192
You get it.

402
00:13:35,226 --> 00:13:37,344
I don't think that I do
get it. Do we get it, Nick?

403
00:13:37,369 --> 00:13:38,927
Do I, do I... I don't get it.

404
00:13:38,963 --> 00:13:40,529
- Do you get it?
- I get it.

405
00:13:40,565 --> 00:13:42,698
Aren't those the copper
pipes for our bathroom?

406
00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:43,899
These are extra.

407
00:13:43,934 --> 00:13:45,360
I'm gonna use them on another job.

408
00:13:45,384 --> 00:13:46,554
Oh, at another job.

409
00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:48,071
Oh, it... and he left with them.

410
00:13:48,096 --> 00:13:49,438
What does he do? I don't understand...

411
00:13:49,463 --> 00:13:50,883
- What's happening? What is happening?
- Oh, I get it. I get it.

412
00:13:50,908 --> 00:13:52,375
We got ripped off.

413
00:13:52,411 --> 00:13:55,554
- God... I knew it.
- How did I not see this coming?

414
00:13:55,580 --> 00:13:57,346
Maybe I've lost touch with the people.

415
00:13:57,381 --> 00:13:59,282
Serves me right being
such a damn success.

416
00:13:59,317 --> 00:14:01,583
I'm sitting in my ivory
tower like Dan Brown!

417
00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:03,712
Nick, you're a very talented
writer, but you're no Dan Brown.

418
00:14:03,738 --> 00:14:04,783
You've never even had
anything published.

419
00:14:04,807 --> 00:14:06,134
Well, if I'm no Dan Brown,

420
00:14:06,159 --> 00:14:08,224
and I'm no man of the
people, then who am I?

421
00:14:08,259 --> 00:14:10,726
Stop having an identity
crisis! Now is not the time.

422
00:14:10,761 --> 00:14:12,462
What we need to do
is come up with a plan

423
00:14:12,488 --> 00:14:13,754
that combines both of our strengths.

424
00:14:13,787 --> 00:14:15,464
- I like this.
- Here's what I'm thinking.

425
00:14:15,489 --> 00:14:18,311
We invite Mr. Jason over for the game.

426
00:14:18,336 --> 00:14:20,537
And while I'm hosting
the hell out of him,

427
00:14:20,572 --> 00:14:23,206
you sneak down, and you steal
those pipes out of his truck.

428
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,297
- Let's do this, man! Let's do this!
- Nobody rips us off.

429
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:28,548
- Nobody rips us off!
- Let's do it!

430
00:14:29,711 --> 00:14:32,485
I think what you wanted
to do was more like that.

431
00:14:33,549 --> 00:14:34,790
Why didn't mine break?

432
00:14:34,816 --> 00:14:36,690
It's really easy to
break it, you just...

433
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,759
- Ten seconds.
- Ten seconds.

434
00:14:43,009 --> 00:14:44,750
- Choiros. Choiros chrimata!
- What does that mean?

435
00:14:44,775 --> 00:14:45,687
- What does that mean?
- Choiros chrimata!

436
00:14:45,712 --> 00:14:46,619
What does that mean?

437
00:14:46,644 --> 00:14:49,265
I think, I think he's saying
"pig money." Is it pig money?

438
00:14:49,290 --> 00:14:51,072
Time!

439
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,422
Well, it was piggy bank,
which is close enough.

440
00:14:54,447 --> 00:14:56,259
We gave you "garbanzos"
for "chick peas."

441
00:14:56,284 --> 00:14:58,841
I'm afraid we cannot allow it, Jess.

442
00:14:58,876 --> 00:15:01,032
Man, we are wrecking you guys.

443
00:15:01,057 --> 00:15:03,947
It's probably 'cause me and Babs
have, uh, such a strong connection.

444
00:15:03,981 --> 00:15:06,548
Whatever. It's just 'cause
you speak the same language.

445
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:09,375
I like to date people that
I can communicate with.

446
00:15:09,399 --> 00:15:11,929
Good for you. Where's the wine?

447
00:15:11,955 --> 00:15:13,000
I like it now.

448
00:15:13,025 --> 00:15:14,749
I think it's making me hallucinate.

449
00:15:14,774 --> 00:15:16,407
Mm-hmm. Me, too.

450
00:15:16,573 --> 00:15:19,080
You know what? It's of good quality.

451
00:15:31,673 --> 00:15:36,121
♪ Last night I thought to back
when we made good love... ♪

452
00:15:36,147 --> 00:15:40,133
- Oh, you're singing now?
- ♪ Listenin' to some Marvin Gaye ♪

453
00:15:40,158 --> 00:15:42,650
♪ All night long... ♪

454
00:15:53,634 --> 00:15:55,498
♪ Good loving body rocking ♪

455
00:15:55,533 --> 00:15:56,837
♪ Knocking boots ♪

456
00:15:56,863 --> 00:15:58,197
♪ All night long ♪

457
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,243
- ♪ All night long... ♪
- Enough!

458
00:16:01,268 --> 00:16:03,033
What is wrong with you, Robby?

459
00:16:03,057 --> 00:16:04,573
What's wrong with me?

460
00:16:04,609 --> 00:16:05,741
You're the one who wanted
to see other people!

461
00:16:05,777 --> 00:16:07,033
I said I wanted to take it slow.

462
00:16:07,057 --> 00:16:08,577
I didn't say I want a front row seat

463
00:16:08,613 --> 00:16:10,980
to your date with some movie scientist.

464
00:16:11,015 --> 00:16:12,649
This is a weird night.

465
00:16:12,683 --> 00:16:14,363
Well, welcome to my world, Babs.

466
00:16:14,388 --> 00:16:16,916
Jess, you don't know what you want.

467
00:16:17,721 --> 00:16:20,023
I mean, do you like
me? Do you not like me?

468
00:16:20,057 --> 00:16:22,666
Are we in a relationship? Are we not?

469
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:26,292
Thank you, Stavros. That'll do.

470
00:16:26,688 --> 00:16:28,291
I'm gonna go.

471
00:16:30,034 --> 00:16:33,503
Yeah, well... I think we should all go.

472
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:38,640
Stavros, thank you for
the psychedelic wine,

473
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:42,177
but I would like you to leave my
house now so that I can throw up.

474
00:16:42,212 --> 00:16:43,846
Jess, we go disco?

475
00:16:43,881 --> 00:16:46,682
♪ Nntz, nntz, nntz, nntz,
nntz, nntz, nntz, nntz ♪

476
00:16:46,717 --> 00:16:48,618
♪ Nntz, nntz, nntz, nntz, nntz ♪

477
00:16:48,653 --> 00:16:51,298
♪ Nntz, nntz, nntz, nntz,
nntz, nntz, nntz... ♪

478
00:16:55,605 --> 00:16:58,611
- Maybe our lives are boring.
- Mm-hmm.

479
00:17:00,309 --> 00:17:02,543
Or... are we just happy?

480
00:17:02,577 --> 00:17:04,307
- Follow me on this one.
- Okay.

481
00:17:04,332 --> 00:17:05,877
Would you want to be dating still?

482
00:17:05,903 --> 00:17:07,416
- Hell, no.
- Thank you.

483
00:17:07,442 --> 00:17:08,837
I am happy!

484
00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:11,198
You know, and happy... sometimes

485
00:17:11,222 --> 00:17:12,487
it's a little bit boring,

486
00:17:12,511 --> 00:17:14,127
but, you know, I have a great marriage.

487
00:17:14,153 --> 00:17:16,073
- And who needs the drama? No.
- Not me.

488
00:17:16,097 --> 00:17:17,587
As of right now,

489
00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:19,080
I am washing my hands of all this

490
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,313
Jess and Robby nonsense.

491
00:17:21,337 --> 00:17:22,250
- I feel you.
- I'm out!

492
00:17:22,276 --> 00:17:23,471
Jess just texted. She needs us.

493
00:17:23,496 --> 00:17:25,429
- I'm in! Let's go!
- We're in!

494
00:17:25,453 --> 00:17:28,034
Okay, that slime ball is on his way.

495
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:29,823
Are you wearing my jeans?

496
00:17:29,855 --> 00:17:31,854
Yeah. I'm all mixed up,
and I can't get 'em off.

497
00:17:31,878 --> 00:17:34,057
Well, that's 'cause they
fit. They look fantastic.

498
00:17:34,082 --> 00:17:35,729
If you get 'em wet, I'm gonna flip out.

499
00:17:36,683 --> 00:17:37,830
Let's do this.

500
00:17:40,115 --> 00:17:42,717
Hey, hey, big game for the boys, huh?

501
00:17:42,751 --> 00:17:45,955
Big games for the boys is
right. Mr. Jason, come on in.

502
00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:47,074
- Ah. Nice.
- Have a seat.

503
00:17:47,098 --> 00:17:48,722
Nick, uh, want to go
take care of that thing?

504
00:17:48,748 --> 00:17:50,173
Oh, yeah, I got to fix the boiler.

505
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:51,634
Oh, gas or steam?

506
00:17:51,893 --> 00:17:53,096
Double?

507
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:56,776
It's a, it's a double.
It sure is a double.

508
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,230
Mr. Jason, it's good to see you!

509
00:17:58,256 --> 00:18:00,175
Thank you so much for having me
over. This is gonna be a good game.

510
00:18:00,201 --> 00:18:01,644
Are you hungry? We've got some food.

511
00:18:01,670 --> 00:18:04,253
I've got sausages and
brats, all the sports meats.

512
00:18:04,278 --> 00:18:07,160
You know, I don't eat meat. I'm a vegan.

513
00:18:07,184 --> 00:18:08,347
You...

514
00:18:15,849 --> 00:18:17,011
Hey!

515
00:18:17,332 --> 00:18:19,920
It's not what it looks like, Mr. Jason!

516
00:18:19,955 --> 00:18:21,169
It must be hard to order as a vegan

517
00:18:21,232 --> 00:18:22,826
- in a restaurant.
- Oh!

518
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:27,886
What is happening?

519
00:18:27,912 --> 00:18:29,210
What are we doing here?

520
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:31,105
How was the date? Tell us everything.

521
00:18:31,131 --> 00:18:32,829
Babs was a real catch,

522
00:18:32,855 --> 00:18:35,645
I drank too much hallucinogenic wine,

523
00:18:35,671 --> 00:18:38,503
um, screwed everything up with Robby,

524
00:18:38,528 --> 00:18:40,751
and now I'm at a... Greek rave.

525
00:18:40,777 --> 00:18:43,449
There's a rotisserie in
the back if you're hungry.

526
00:18:43,473 --> 00:18:44,753
Honey, what is this about?

527
00:18:44,778 --> 00:18:46,377
Are you really that
scared of getting hurt?

528
00:18:46,403 --> 00:18:47,634
I'm not afraid of how it's gonna end.

529
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,226
I'm afraid of how it started.

530
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,628
Like, I've been so
hesitant from the beginning.

531
00:18:51,653 --> 00:18:53,386
Like, I need to be convinced.

532
00:18:53,412 --> 00:18:56,165
Just, there's no love story
called Hemming and Hawing.

533
00:18:56,191 --> 00:18:57,253
Actually, there is.

534
00:18:57,278 --> 00:18:59,621
Jose Canseco self-published
it on the Internet.

535
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,700
It's about a lamb that marries a CEO.

536
00:19:01,733 --> 00:19:04,367
Jess, I think you should be having
this conversation with Robby.

537
00:19:04,403 --> 00:19:07,644
Or maybe I need to be having
this conversation with Robby!

538
00:19:07,676 --> 00:19:09,996
- How much wine have you had to drink?
- I don't know.

539
00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:11,933
It was in a soda bottle.
Look, don't stop me.

540
00:19:11,959 --> 00:19:13,544
I'm gonna go find Robby!

541
00:19:13,578 --> 00:19:14,730
- Uh...
- Hi, uh,

542
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:16,554
I'm looking for a girl named Jess!

543
00:19:16,582 --> 00:19:18,816
She wears glasses. Kind of like this?

544
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,089
I know that's not a lot to go on,

545
00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:22,011
but the glasses are, like,
her-her whole thing really.

546
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:23,472
- He's here, he's here!
- Robby?!

547
00:19:23,498 --> 00:19:24,830
- Hey!
- Cece! Winston!

548
00:19:24,923 --> 00:19:26,269
Hey!

549
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:27,633
I'm looking for Jess.

550
00:19:27,657 --> 00:19:29,074
- Well, she's looking for you.
- Yeah, she's looking for you.

551
00:19:29,098 --> 00:19:30,160
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's...

552
00:19:30,184 --> 00:19:32,191
- Yeah, she's about to leave.
- I want to get out of this joint!

553
00:19:32,215 --> 00:19:33,631
What's Greek for exit?

554
00:19:33,665 --> 00:19:35,003
Jess?!

555
00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:36,400
Oh. Hi.

556
00:19:36,434 --> 00:19:37,915
- Jess!
- Robby!

557
00:19:37,941 --> 00:19:39,970
I don't want to see other people.

558
00:19:40,006 --> 00:19:41,621
And also, I'm eating a falafel

559
00:19:41,645 --> 00:19:43,645
'cause I'm-I'm really, really drunk.

560
00:19:43,671 --> 00:19:45,816
I'm really drunk, too, and I don't
want to see anyone else, either.

561
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,018
We just got off to such a rough start.

562
00:19:48,042 --> 00:19:51,144
I don't care how it started.
I just care where it goes.

563
00:19:51,170 --> 00:19:53,660
- I like you.
- I like you, too!

564
00:19:53,941 --> 00:19:56,355
You're stealing my pipes?! Unbelievable!

565
00:19:56,381 --> 00:19:58,381
You are breaking my balls into oblivion!

566
00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:00,972
You broke my balls first. I got
a scrotum full of whipped cream.

567
00:20:00,998 --> 00:20:02,410
- Oh!
- You stole our money, man!

568
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:04,612
I told you, I tried to get the permit.

569
00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:05,740
It didn't work out.

570
00:20:05,765 --> 00:20:07,699
You got screwed over,
but I didn't do it.

571
00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:08,808
Then why did you take my pipes?

572
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:10,901
I bought 'em back to use at another job.

573
00:20:10,936 --> 00:20:12,403
It's in your invoice!

574
00:20:12,438 --> 00:20:14,776
I actually saved you money!

575
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,244
If that's true, I am so thankful.

576
00:20:17,269 --> 00:20:19,082
- That's really nice of you, Mr. Jason.
- Yeah, great job.

577
00:20:19,106 --> 00:20:21,277
- Thank you.
- You're really good contractor then.

578
00:20:22,746 --> 00:20:24,449
Mr. Jason?

579
00:20:24,628 --> 00:20:26,215
Are you... are you crying?

580
00:20:26,251 --> 00:20:27,917
It's not easy being a contractor.

581
00:20:27,953 --> 00:20:30,186
I'm always the bad guy.

582
00:20:30,424 --> 00:20:33,332
I just want to build
other people's dreams.

583
00:20:35,213 --> 00:20:37,306
Well, I feel like a buffoon.

584
00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:39,441
You know what, Mr.
Jason? We misjudged you.

585
00:20:39,465 --> 00:20:41,532
- Big time.
- And ourselves.

586
00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:43,816
If we hadn't been so hung up on labels,

587
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:46,279
we would've been able to see
each other for who we are.

588
00:20:46,305 --> 00:20:47,704
You're Mr. Jason.

589
00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:49,573
Call me Jason. What's
with the Mr. Jason?

590
00:20:49,607 --> 00:20:50,980
- You're a vegan.
- Get out.

591
00:20:51,011 --> 00:20:52,942
You know, it takes 53 gallons of water

592
00:20:52,979 --> 00:20:54,994
to produce a single chicken egg?

593
00:20:55,019 --> 00:20:56,300
- That's why!
- Great!

594
00:20:56,326 --> 00:20:58,425
- What do you say we hug it out?
- All right.

595
00:20:58,782 --> 00:21:00,222
- Oh, there you go.
- There you go.

596
00:21:00,248 --> 00:21:01,394
There you go, Mr. Jason.

597
00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:03,119
I don't usually do this.

598
00:21:03,164 --> 00:21:04,347
It's nice.

599
00:21:04,373 --> 00:21:05,462
- Yeah, it's nice.
- All right.

600
00:21:05,488 --> 00:21:07,449
Oh, that's a tight squeeze.

601
00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:09,125
- Oh, boy. Ooh, what a grip.
- Can't breathe

602
00:21:09,161 --> 00:21:10,994
You weren't actually in Santana.

603
00:21:11,029 --> 00:21:12,347
You just met the band

604
00:21:12,373 --> 00:21:14,407
when you were delivering
pizza to the studio?

605
00:21:14,432 --> 00:21:16,467
Carlos found out that
I played bass somehow,

606
00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:17,933
- and then he asked me to sit in.
- Huh.

607
00:21:17,959 --> 00:21:21,082
Thus began the brief career I
had as a studio session musician

608
00:21:21,106 --> 00:21:22,638
when I was a junior in high school.

609
00:21:22,674 --> 00:21:25,246
I managed the girls JV wrestling team.

610
00:21:25,270 --> 00:21:26,855
That's really cool, too.

611
00:21:27,683 --> 00:21:29,160
- It was cool.
- Mm-hmm.

612
00:21:29,815 --> 00:21:32,782
Anyway, tell me literally everything
that's ever happened to you.

613
00:21:32,807 --> 00:21:34,910
- You should just watch the PBS special.
- What?!

614
00:21:34,934 --> 00:21:36,933
- I saved a guy's life.
- What? Whose life?

615
00:21:36,959 --> 00:21:38,506
Do you know who Elon Musk is?

616
00:21:38,569 --> 00:21:41,000
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